Tuesday, August 15, 2006

THE PASTOR'S ASS

The Pastors ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Monday, August 14, 2006

Update

To this date, I have lost 8 lbs using Power Pops incorporated with Weight Watchers Flexplan (the points system). I love Weight Watchers, because nothing is off limits - and the Power Pops just make it so much easier to say not to things I shouldn't have. I will post pictures soon :-)

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Secret

A friend of mine told me I just had to see The Secret. So David and I watched it a week ago - and it was well worth the $4.95 I spent to view it online. It has given me a whole new perspective on life. I even bought the DVD. It's so deep that you really need to have the DVD to watch it on a weekly, if not daily basis to fully grasp the concept. I highly recommend it to EVERYONE - not just entrepreneurs.

You can see it by going to www.TheSecret.Tv

Even the kids enjoyed watching it with me today - and they have started taking steps to change the way they think. It's AMAZING. It's actually transforming our entire family. Carve an hour and a half out of your schedule and watch it!

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Josh and I swingin'

Alright - I'm having a lot of fun with Picassa and cropping pictures. This one's of Josh and I swinging. I'm guessing I was around 2 or 3 and he was 6 or 7 years old. Cute, huh? :-)

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My big brother Josh :-)

Ok, so I was having a little fun using Picassa, and recropped this picture of my big brother, Josh. He's a technical GEEK (but I hear that's a good thing - being called a geek) :-) Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Listen To The Conference Call For FUN Unlimited (Power Pops)

There are some weight loss suckers out, that contain the powerful appetite suppresent, HOODIA. They are called Power Pops. Watch what EXTRA had to say about 'em.

Listen to the conference call about them.



Tuesday, July 18, 2006

My Net Marketing Favorite Sites

My favorite sites online for learning about internet marketing are, web design, hosting, etc. are;

www.InternetBasedMoms.com (this is a GREAT one for experts as well as beginners) Alice Seba and Kelley McCausey have a great FREE course called 'The Truth About Traffic' which will really get you going as far as driving traffic to your sites. She also has LOTS of freebies (she's a sweetie marketer).

www.GoDaddy.com - I buy my domain names and hosting services from GoDaddy, and have used their site builder - but I perfer XSitePro. XSitePro is pricey ($199.00) BUT - it's awesome, and you can build unlimited websites with it - and crank out a website out EASILY within an hour or two. They also have video tutorials, which cuts the learning curve drastically.

www.MomsTalkRadio.com - AWESOME podcasts about internet marketing, and LOTS more. Check it out :-)

www.PerryMarshall.com - the KING of Google AdWords, and Search Engine Optimization. He has some REALLY good information. If you can't afford to buy his products, definately sign up for the podcasts on Alice Seba's site and learn as much as you can for free. (Also sign up for his free ecourses).

Here's a FREE Keyword Suggestion Tool

I'll post more later - gotta get to work. I totally love working from home :-)

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Adventures Of A Homeschooling Entreprenuer

Ok - here's another really cook Podcast (internet radio show) - it's www.BabyTalkRadio.com (all about babies).

Work At Home Mom Talk Radio!!! And others (Podcasting)

I'm totally into Podcasting. It's so neat! This is the Work At Home Talk Radio by Kelly McCausey.

Here's another one all about Internet Marketing (From the Internet Marketers Radio Show)- it's called Live From The Marketing Promenade.

And here's another AWESOME Podcast from John Reese (the kind of Internet Marketing - yet humble about it) It's called The Optimization Series.
(An awesome one to learn tips and tricks about site optimization - which is awesome for AdSense Revenue!)

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Difference between Telecommuting Resume and Standard Resume.

What Are the Differences Between Telecommute Resumes and Standard Resumes?
by Jennifer Anthony, Resume Expert


Jobseekers often ask me what the difference is between a "standard" resume and a telecommute resume. So I have compiled this short article to explain those differences.

1. Telecommute resumes have to stand out.

Recruiters and hiring mangers are flooded with resumes when they post a telecommute job. I spoke to a recruiter that stated he gets between 750 and 1,000 resumes, each day, every time he posts a project. It starts to taper off a little after the third day. So after just three days, he could easily have more than 2,000 resumes to sort through.

Because of this, you absolutely have to have a resume that stands apart from the crowd. I don’t mean that you should add all kinds of clipart and colorful graphics - so don’t go crazy. You should take time to make sure your information is presented in an easy to read and eye-pleasing format. You will need to emphasize your skills, particularly your ability to work independently, and your time management skills.

2. Telecommute resumes are highly scrutinized.

You are competing with people all over the country instead of just local applicants. The telecommuting employer has the “cream of the crop” to choose from. They are going to analyze and make judgments on what they find in your resume.

You have to pay extra attention to spelling and grammar errors. Make sure you aren’t using the word, “I” anywhere on your resume. Pay attention to where you place commas, and remember to end your sentences with a period.

Don’t rely on MS Word to teach you proper grammar, those little green lines look intimidating, but you can make them go away (see below). Instead, refer to a manual such as the Gregg Reference Manual or some online manual.

3. Telecommute resumes have to take the place of you.

The hiring manager is not going to be able to meet you. They may call you for a phone interview, but they will make most of their hiring decision based on your resume alone. You want to make sure to cover everything you think is applicable, and leave off information that isn’t. Read over your resume and think about what impression you will make.

In addition, if you have taken any online certification tests, (offered at Brainbench.com) be sure to add that information. If you belong to professional associations, (like the International Virtual Assistants Association) be sure to note that on your resume. Going the extra mile might make the difference between a regretful e-mail, and “you’re hired.”


How to make those green squiggly lines go away:

In Word 2002, go to the “Tools” menu and scroll down to “Options.” When you click on “Options” a new window will open up that has several tabs to choose from. Select the “Spelling and Grammar.” Look for the check box that says, “hide grammatical errors in this document.” Check the box and hit the “OK” button. Voila! All of the little misleading lines have vanished.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

FREE Virtual Homeschool!

FREE Virtual Homeschool! This is brand new, and very neat! It's free for the entire homeschooling / unschooling community. Check it out here!

There is also a new internet radio show / podcast called unbridled learning. Very neat! Check it out!

MLM Divas

There is a new radio show online that is very neat - for all you ladies in Network Marketing (aka MLM). It's called MLM Divas. Check it out!

Saturday, July 01, 2006

BBB Online Search (Always check a company out!)

In case you weren't aware, you can search ANY company in the BBB database online, by going HERE.

I had some fun searching, and was actually able to locate an eBay phone #! ( 800-322-9266). These are top-secret phone #'s, and are changed often.

I know eBay Powersellers have a direct line to eBay they can call 24/7. Other eBay sellers and buyers have to use the Live Help link to talk to someone at eBay, which can be very irritating when you're needing help right away.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Google Checkout (Look Out PayPal - you've got competition!)

I was shocked to learn that Google has come out with some awesome new stuff!
Drum roll...... Google Checkout!

Look out PayPal - you've got some real competition here. (and those of us that sell online have a great alternative to PayPal - which sucks in many ways.... but that's just my opinion).

Cool features of Google Checkout:

1) If you're an AdWords user - for every $1 you spend on AdWords, you will get a $10 credit toward payment processing (for those that sell online).

2) If you use Google Checkout for making purchases online, you don't have to reveal your email address when making a purchase. This prevents commercial spam - a BIG problem. Alot of times you'll get emails over and over again from a seller attempting to sell you another product or service. That can be frustrating.

3) When you make purchases online with Google Checkout, your credit card info. is not revealed to the seller - and you can be in and out in just two clicks. It's that easy!

So...will I make the switch? You betcha!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Hypochondriac or Hypoglycemic?

It's cheaper to be Hypoglycemic :-) It's easily fixed by simply changing your eating habbits. That can be a lot easier said than done...especially when you're the one who usually cooks for the entire household. As it turns out, hubby tested high for the hypoglycemia too. Explains A LOT for us... Thankfully hypoglycemia is a lot cheaper to fix than going to marriage counseling.

Test yourself and see if you have it. If you test high - schedule a Glucose test with your Dr. Don't be suprised if your doctor isn't supportive. It's one of those deep unkown's for a lot of Dr's, but it definately is a pre-cursor to diabetes. Find a Dr. who is experienced in treating hypoglycemia. It is NOT a mystery condition - it really just means you live in America and consume the 'all American diet' - which includes LOTS of sugar.

Sugar isn't just in donuts, cakes, pies, cookies and sodas. It's in Ketchup, sauces, gravy's, processed dinners (microwavable) and LOTS more. Educate yourself :-)

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Update on Loss Mitigation...

I have been putting together a business plan for offering Loss Mitigation services to homeowners in foreclosure. Loss Mitigation is actually an intervention on behalf of the homeowner to work out a repayment plan of the arrears so the homeowner can keep their biggest investment (their home, of course).

This seems to be a very big business, but unfortunately there are A LOT of companies out there taking advantage of people... They take their money saying they can do the mitigation, and are unable to work out an agreement with the lender and the homeowner ends up losing their home AND the money they paid the Loss Mitigation company. So sad...

Here in Indiana they are now requiring all Loss Mitigators to become licensed (a new development, but I'm so glad it happened), and I look forward to getting licensed. I hope to see other states follow suit and require licensing for all Loss Mitigation professionals.

I will keep posting on the process of my business plan and how things are working out. I have an alternative plan (rather than working with a Loss Mitigation company).... I will fill in the details just before rolling out with my website.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Making a website

I'm making a website using Microsoft Office Live. Please stop by and check it out. I'll be filling in the content as I have the time to do so - so feel free to shoot me an email and offer suggestions for additioonal topics. Your feedback is really appreciated.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Forgive

When I was a girl, I craved your love and attention...
If you did love and care for me, it's something you failed to mention.

All the times I came to you, desperate for compassion...
But all I got was cut down, and of course - the daily lashings.

Sorry about all the mistakes I made....but Mom, I was just a child.
So many times I tried to please you....hoping for a hug or even a smile....

But you were ALWAYS yelling, angry and enraged about somethin'
I don't know why you are so angry, or why you refused loving..

Nothing I did was good enough no matter HOW hard I tried...
Each time you hit, ignored, or yelled at me, a piece of my soul died...

Now I'm grown and have four little ones of my very own.
And I try my best to show them the love I was never shown.

Years and years it took to heal the massive pain within...
I tried so hard to forget the past, but the memories surface again.

My Creator reached into my soul and He stopped the bleeding, and filled that hole
your abuse left me.

I'll never forget the past, but now the pain is gone...
And that's all I needed was pain relief, so now I can move on.

I didn't say this to hurt you, rather, for you to know the truth...
And although you tore my heart apart, I DO love AND forgive you....

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Gettin' It Together W/ Proverbs

The book of Proverbs is one of my favorites in the Bible, because it's straight-forward and has such a no-nonsense approach to everyday issues. Here are some of my favorite verses.

A fool thinks he needs no advice, but a wise man listens to others.
Proverbs 12:15

Some people like to make cutting remarks, but the words of the wise soothe and heal.
Proverbs 12:18

Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed.
Proverbs 12:19

A wise man doesn't display his knowledge, but a fool displays his foolishness.
Proverbs 12:23

Anxious hearts are very heavy, but a word of encouragement does wonders!
Proverbs 12:25

Hope deferred makes the heart sick; but when dereams come true at last, there is life and joy.
Proverbs 13:12

It is pleasant to see plans develop. That is why fools refuse to give them up when they are wrong.
Proverbs 13:19

Be with wise men and become wise. Be with eveil men and become evil.
Proverbs 13:20

The good man eats to live, while the evil man lives to eat.
Proverbs 13:25

The wise man looks ahead. The fool attempts to fool himself and won't face the facts.
Proverbs 14:8

The backslider gets bored with himself; the godly man's life is exciting.
Proverbs 14:14

Work brings profit; talk brings poverty.
Proverbs 14:23

Reverence for God gives a man deep strength; his children have a place of refuge and security.
Proverbs 14:26

A relaxed attitude lengthens a mans life. Jealousy rots it away.
Proverbs 14:30

Reverence for the Lord is the foundation of life; its waters keep a man from death.
Proverbs 14:27

A wise teacher makes learning a joy; a rebellious teacher spouts foolishness.
Proverbs 15:2

Gentle words cause life and health; griping brings discouragement.
Proverbs 15:14

A wise man is hungry for truth, while the mocker feeds on trash.
Proverbs 15:14

When a man is gloomy everything seems to go wrong; when he is cheerful, everything seems right!
Proverbs 15:15

Pleasant sights and good reports give happiness and health.
Proverbs 15:19

Better a little with reverence for God than great treasure and trouble with it.
Proverbs 15:16

From a wise mind comes careful and persuasive speech.
Proverbs 16:23

Kind words are like honey - enjoyable and healthful.
Proverbs 16:24

An evil man sows strife - gossip seperates the best of friends.
Proverbs 16:28

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Learn Loss Mitigation, and Real Estate Investing

I've been with We Save Homes for a few months now, and the training is really good. We Save Homes teaches you how to do Loss Mitigation. Loss Mitigation is a term coined by the insurance industry, and it just means to reduce the loss of the banks when a home goes into foreclosure.

As Independent Financial Cooridnators, we locate homeowners in pre-foreclosure and foreclosure, and inform them of their options. This is a valuable and ethical service, and a great situation because it's truly win-win-win.

Why is it win-win-win? Well, because the homeowner gets to keep their home, you earn a fee for the Loss Mitigation service you provide the homeowner, AND you learn how to locate pre-foreclosure and foreclosure properties for future real estate investing transactions.

If you want to get started, email me at NetBasedMoms@Gmail.com, and we'll getcha started :-)