Bad Apples

I have recently had an encounter with a very bad apple. She seemed to be quite successful and even claimed to be a business mentor and "success coach". Upon further investigation, I learned that she had cheated her way to a prestigious status within her Network Marketing company. Actually, she not only cheated - but literally broke the law in the unethical way she built her business. Sadly, I think the company she is with will not do much about it becuase they will lose out on the money her business has brought them....

I have faith in the law of attraction though. What goes around, comes around - without fail. This same person tried some pretty nasty stunts to sabatage my own business building efforts, and thankfully was exposed without my saying a word. Pretty neat how that law of attraction works.

It won't be long until her business world comes crashing done. I only hope that those involved will get out while they still have time. And for those who are unaware of her unethical behavior, that the truth be brought to light before they are brought down with her.

What Do You Do?

What Do You Do?

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is sharp drop off, and on your left side is an
elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is
unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

If you do not know, scroll down to see answer below.

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!

Harold The Computer Guy

Harold, the Computer Guy

I was having trouble with my computer.
So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over.
Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him,
"So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but
nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T error?
What's that . in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned...."Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down. I D 1 0 T

I used to like Harold

JESUS vs SATAN Joke

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired
of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the
power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
his
work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, ...

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...JESUS SAVES

THE PASTOR'S ASS

The Pastors ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Update

To this date, I have lost 8 lbs using Power Pops incorporated with Weight Watchers Flexplan (the points system). I love Weight Watchers, because nothing is off limits - and the Power Pops just make it so much easier to say not to things I shouldn't have. I will post pictures soon :-)

The Secret

A friend of mine told me I just had to see The Secret. So David and I watched it a week ago - and it was well worth the $4.95 I spent to view it online. It has given me a whole new perspective on life. I even bought the DVD. It's so deep that you really need to have the DVD to watch it on a weekly, if not daily basis to fully grasp the concept. I highly recommend it to EVERYONE - not just entrepreneurs.

You can see it by going to www.TheSecret.Tv

Even the kids enjoyed watching it with me today - and they have started taking steps to change the way they think. It's AMAZING. It's actually transforming our entire family. Carve an hour and a half out of your schedule and watch it!